Happy Hanukkah to all the little Yankels and Yoseles out there. We don't have carols, but we do have... Klezmer!
Four Jews are sitting in a restaurant in the Lower East Side. For a long time, nobody says a word. Finally, one man groans, "Oy."
"Nu?" shrugs the second man.
"Oy gevolt!" says the third.
At this the fourth man gets up from his chair and says, "Listen, if you guys don't stop talking politics, I'm leaving."