new absurdist game--random baby name generator. (scroll to the bottom of the page and click)
(no, I am 100% not thinking about having a baby, I wound up on the site because I was trying to research a non-toxic baby-bottle maker with the same name as the url).
my best random name was "Precopius Jorry [surname]"
Precopius means "progressive" in greek. and Jorry is a diminutive of Joren which is Scandinavian for "George." So the random baby name generator pretty much named my kid "Curious George."