We at CSD headquarters just loves us some Conan O'Brien. Last night, William Shatner appeared on The Tonight Show to read Sarah Palin's bizarre resignation speech, beat poetry-style, complete with bongo and stand-up bass accompaniment. That sort of simple, inspired comedy is what makes Conan O'Brien the funniest talk show host on network television. Anybody thinks that Jay Leno would have attempted anything this weird, hilarious and politically risky is out of their goddamned mind. Also, Sarah - when this guy makes you his bitch, its time to consider careers that require speaking in front of a camera.