Saturday, August 22, 2009

This Can't Miss

Apparently, a company called Tantus is marketing a Twilight-themed dildo, beseeching you to not "let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today." It is 'just' a dildo, meaning that it doesn't bounce all up and down on the clit, but it does sparkle in the sunlight, just like the impotent Mormom vampires (or whatever the hell they are) from the best-selling series of novels aimed at adolescent girls.

1 comment:

Senor Beavis said...

If that at all keeps Twilight fans home and not procreating, I guess I have to support it.