This may be the best Onion article in a very long time.
NPR's story about the poor rate of census returns in Brooklyn's Williamsburg neighborhood has inspired responses from The New York Times, Mayor Bloomberg, and, best of all, Stephen Colbert, who, in the process, may have created about three new in-jokes around CSD headquarters. The entire episode can be seen here.
The AV Club taste-tests Whipahol Whipped Lightning, an alcoholic foam, and gives it rave reviews. My favorite line: "I imagine this is what alcoholics think clouds taste like." Also in AV Club taste tests: The "McGangBang" (McChicken Sandwich inside of a double cheeseburger) and the McMorningWood (Egg McMuffin inside of a McDouble cheeseburger).
Twenty Things Worth Knowing About Beer, by web comics geniuses The Oatmeal.
"Prefiguration of Lalo Cura," a short story by the great Roberto Bolano, appears in the latest issue of The New Yorker.
In baseball: Oakland A's catcher Kurt Suzuki >makes one of the more athletic defensive plays you'll ever seen out of a catcher. Arizona shortstop Stephen >Drew's "throw fail" is already becoming the reference point for poor throws from the shortstop position.
And, finally, just because its awesome (and because I just got around to picking up a copy of the CD):