Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hypocritical Douchebag Resigns

Republican Mark Souder, representative from Indiana, resigned on Tuesday after details of his affair with a former staffer named Tracy Jackson became public. This wouldn't bother me so much if he wasn't a Christian moralist.

However, my favorite detail in the whole scandal is that Tracy Jackson once interviewed him on public television about the importance of abstinence. As a general proposition, if somebody criticizes gay marriage, that person is probably a closet homosexual; if they criticize illegal drug use, they probably have a secret prescription drug addiction, and if they lecture people about the importance of abstinence they probably have at least once mistress.

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