Sunday, May 9, 2010

Sage Mother's Day Advice From Dad

Dear Wade and Jake:

I know you are both extremely busy right now, but PLEASE DO NOT FORGET MOTHER'S DAY! Obviously, at least a card should arrive by no later than Saturday. a call on Sunday should also be deemed necessary. A gift (not necessarily expensive) delivered by each of you the next time you see mom would also be appropriate.

If you are inclined to feel demeaned or upset by this reminder, please excuse it as the product of a sick mind, or at least a mind conditioned by many years of experience, both as a lawyer and husband, to try to head off potential problems and chances to get people pissed off before they arise.

love, Dad

1 comment:

Inspector Frank Bumstead said...

Forget Mother's Day? THAT'S BULLSHIT.