What I can't even . . .
This cover of "Bad Romance," sung in Mandarin by a group of middle-aged Chinese people, is so hilariously weird that the Fig Leaf Gang from the "Yatta!" video is starting to get jealous. Don't worry, Fig Leaf Gang; these middle-aged Chinese people are still 3,050,000 views away from being a real threat.
Ah, fuck it -- let's watch "Yatta!" again for old time's sake:
You may say its juvenile, but I believe that it will never get old.